Blood Bowl - The Bloody Cup - Spring Fling 2018
Rules
A mysterious dark wanderer has been spotted roaming the streets of late. Nobody knows who or what he is and why he is here. Some believe he is bringing the apocalypse, others believe he will bring wealth and happiness to all. What do you think?
After several weeks and many sightings many people had lost interest in what was happening. A joyous day was here, Blood Bowl Spring Fling was about to begin! This was making fans forget about everything that did not involve bone shattering hits and deaths on the pitch, the long bombs and corrupt refs. Oh how happy they were to finally have Blood Bowl back in town.
The teams that have gathered are as follows:
| Monzano Division | ||
|---|---|---|
| Team Name | Team Race | Record |
| Blackbeard Bezerkers | Chaos Dwarves | 4-3-0 |
| The Old World Order | Chaos Chosen | 0-6-1 |
| Shiny Niners | Orc | 5-0-2 |
| Our Lady of Nuffle | Human | 3-3-1 |
| Mesa Division | ||
| Team Name | Team Race | Record |
| Cheezers | Skaven | 2-3-1 |
| Goats who Stare at Men | Chaos Chosen | 0-6-1 |
| Mean Greeners | Human | 6-0-1 |
| Taldorn Silverbolts | Necromantic | 3-2-1 |
What’s this, the Dark Wanderer is in the crowd? What is he doing here? What is happening? Suddenly, he removes his hood revealing himself…it’s the Holy Wizard of Nuffle! He is here to bless the teams on opening day as he is the biggest fan of them all! This really is the best day of the year.
Rules for this week:
No players can be injured. If you inflict an injury or death you still get the points,
but any
armour results will automatically result in simply being out for the remainder of the
game.
In addition, at halftime all KO’d players will be admitted back into play on any die
roll other
than a ONE result.
And finally, your winnings results will be increased by $10k for this game only.
Matchup for Week 1:
| Home | Away | ||
|---|---|---|---|
| Name | Score | Name | Score |
| The Old World Order | 0 | Shiny Niners | 1 |
| Blackbeard Bezerkers | 2 | Cheezers | 1 |
| Our Lady of Nuffle | 1 | Goats who Stare at Men | 0 |
| Taldorn Silverbolts | 1 | Mean Greeners | 2 |
What a fantastic first week of the season! This Memorial Day we would like to remember those that have served, and those that have paid the ultimate price to give us the opportunity to play this wonderful game! Thank you.
During the National Anthem this week there was a very patriotic feel in the air and a lot of tears falling to the ground, not a dry eye in the stadium. All the players are extra motivated to put on a great show with some of the largest crowds in the leagues history. Let’s play some BLOOD BOWL! Good luck to everyone.
Rules for this week:
Each team gets a free Bloodweiser Keg.
Each team gets an extra re-roll each half
All kills will result in a kill stat for the player, however; the player that died can roll a D6 and
anything 3 or higher results in the player getting healed but out for the remainder of the
game, all other injuries happen as normal.
Matchup for Week 2:
| Home | Away | ||
|---|---|---|---|
| Name | Score | Name | Score |
| Shiney Niners | 1 | Cheezers | 1 |
| Goats who Stare at Men | 2 | Mean Greeners | 3 |
| Our Lady of Nuffle | 1 | Taldorn Silverbolts | 1 |
| The Old World Order | 1 | Blackbeard Bezerkers | 2 |
We are off to a great start to the season! We have seen some heart-breaking roles and some absolute gems in epic proportions. I cannot wait to see what the next week holds. With that in mind, this week’s news update
Great Nuffle Jim! There are some great games going on this week, let’s hope for some death and carnage! I heard there is some crazy goblin running around sabotaging the games with some odd pranks that will undoubtedly cause some mayhem. Be on the lookout!
Rules for this week:
Each team must roll a D6 to determine if they will lose or gain a re-roll per half. A 3+ gains, a
1 or 2 will lose. That darn Goblin is playing tricks!
The referees have been bribed with a free ticket to go watch “Solo, A Star Wars Story” and
will not be attending this week’s game, so the players will be the ref’s! If you foul, instead of
doubles sending you off for the game the other team catches you, a brawl ensues resulting
in an immediate injury check for the fouling player. If the fouling player is injured, the player
that was fouled will receive the SPP result, so foul responsibly! There are no bribes as there
are no refs.
And finally, something good must happen right? You are right, something good should
happen. The goblin does add a little something into the water supply which has raised the
players spirits a little. KO’s only happen on a roll of 9 this week, 1-8 results in a stun.
Matchup for Week 3:
| Home | Away | ||
|---|---|---|---|
| Name | Score | Name | Score |
| Our Lady of Nuffle | 4 | Cheezers | 1 |
| Shiney Niners | 1 | Goats who Stare at Men | 0 |
| Taldorn Silverbolts | 2 | Blackbeard Bezerkers | 1 |
| Mean Greeners | 3 | The Old World Order | 2 |
We are off to a great start to the season! We have seen some heart-breaking roles and some absolute gems in epic proportions. I cannot wait to see what the next week holds. With that in mind, this week’s news update
There are some great games going on this week, let’s hope for some more death and carnage. The Goblin was caught red handed by the PO-PO after causing so much mayhem last week. Thank goodness for our nation’s finest! The fans are so thankful they pay a tribute at the beginning of each game showering the field with blue roses.
Rules for this week:
Each team gets an extra re-roll each half.
Each team may draw one extra green card to choose from each half, still must discard down
to only one card.
Matchup for Week 4:
| Home | Away | ||
|---|---|---|---|
| Name | Score | Name | Score |
| Cheezers | 2 | Mean Greeners | 4 |
| Blackbeard Beserkers | 4 | Goats Who Stare At Men | 0 |
| Taldorn Silberbolts | 1 | Shiny Niners | 2 |
| The Old World Order | NS | Our Lady of Nuffle | 0 |
Can you believe the season is already half over? We have some heated races going for the playoffs with only a few weeks to go, can the Mean Greeners keep their undefeated streak going or will they finally fall this week?
In honour of Flag Day this week all teams will be filled with a lot of patriotism to their respective nations. There will be many a fly over at the stadiums this week and a lot of tears of pride. Happy bowling!
Rules for this week:
There will be no injury roles for players thrown into the crowd, instead they simply go to the
dugout ready to come back in at the end of the current drive.
Matchup for Week 5:
| Home | Away | ||
|---|---|---|---|
| Name | Score | Name | Score |
| Cheezers | 3 | Goats Who Stare At Men | 2 |
| Taldorn Silverbolts | 0 | The Old World Order | NS |
| Blackbeard Bezerkers | 2 | Mean Greaners | 3 |
| Our Lady of Nuffle | 1 | Shiny Niners | 2 |
As the regular season starts coming to a close and things are getting heated up in the playoff race. Who will prevail? Will there be a dark horse to come from the shadows? Only two weeks to go so play your best and the top two teams from each division will move on to play each other, then the winners will play for the championship (had to modify original plan due to less teams).
As the players are getting ready to head out onto the field one of your players wants to get in the mood with a little music, he forgot though that he had hooked up his speaker and started to play his favorite song. A funny thing started to happen though, everyone got into it and started singing…”I get knocked down, but I get up again, never gonna keep me down. I get knocked down, but I get up again, never gonna keep me down.” (Stuck in your head now huh)……It gets pretty rowdy for a few minutes and when the song ends the players charge onto the field extra hyped up for the game.
Rules for this week:
On any armour roll, if the player rolls snake eyes the downed player stands up ready to play
again.
Matchup for Week 6:
| Home | Away | ||
|---|---|---|---|
| Name | Score | Name | Score |
| The Old World Order | NS | Cheezers | 0 |
| Goats Who Stare At Men | NS | Taldorn Silverbolts | 0 |
| Mean Greeners | 4 | Our Lady of Nuffle | 3 |
| Shiney Niners | 3 | Blackbeard Bezerkers | 1 |
Whoa, this is a tight race for the playoffs. The Shiny Niners and the Mean Greeners have punched their ticket but the other two spots are wide open! Have a great final week of the season and of course, have fun.
The players are surprised to see Dr. Gauze show up in the locker room just before game time. What is he doing here? Didn’t he lose his license last year for doing some shady things? Who knows, let’s just play football!
Rules for this week:
It is a great day to play Blood Bowl. No need to do a weather role at the start of the game, it
is beautiful out there. Start with Nice Weather.
There is an end of game/regular season rule that will be revealed after all games have been
played.
Matchup for Week 7:
| Home | Away | ||
|---|---|---|---|
| Name | Score | Name | Score |
| Cheezers | 0 | Taldorn Silverbolts | 0 |
| The Old World Order | NS | Goats Who Stare at Men | NS |
| Mean Greeners | 2 | Shiny Niners | 2 |
| Blackbeard Bezerkers | 0 | Our Lady of Nuffle | NS |
Play Offs! Shiny Niners vs Blackbeard Bezerkers and the Mean Greeners vs Cheezers.
Matches:
- Shiny Niners2
- Blackbeard Bezerkers0
- Mean Greeners3
- Cheezers2
- Shiny Niners2
- Mean Greeners1